eaves dropping at work

One day a conversation was overheard between our receptionist and a client after a visit concerning her dog's tendency to "scoot" or drag his bottom along the carpet, grass etc in an attempt usually to relieve discomfort from full anal glands.  The client wanted an estimate for removing the anal glands...to the receptionist's answer the client replied, "Three hundred and sixty dollars?!!?   Lord, for that she can just scoot her ass right on down the road for all I care!"



ah!  Thanks anonymous client for the comic relief!